This is what happens when you combine running over you daughter's bike with some quick thinking: An Early birthday present. I can't be the only Dad whose ever done this.
At least you didn't run over Emily. Cuz then you'd have to buy Cathie a new daughter. And that would be expensive. And you's probably have to go overseas to get a good deal ...but Dan goes overseas a lot so maybe he could help you out, you know.... choose the kid for you... but he'd probably bring back a kid who likes to wear turtlenecks a lot.... and then that kid would look funny in your family pictures cuz you guys aren't really a turtle-neck wearing family. Not that turtlenecks are a bad thing. I like wearing turtlenecks.
At least you didn't run over Emily. Cuz then you'd have to buy Cathie a new daughter. And that would be expensive. And you's probably have to go overseas to get a good deal ...but Dan goes overseas a lot so maybe he could help you out, you know.... choose the kid for you... but he'd probably bring back a kid who likes to wear turtlenecks a lot.... and then that kid would look funny in your family pictures cuz you guys aren't really a turtle-neck wearing family. Not that turtlenecks are a bad thing. I like wearing turtlenecks.
ReplyDeleteMrs. Iwasso ran over her kid when I was in her 8th grade class. She broke both his legs.
ReplyDeleteWhat was the present? Is that a new sweater?
ReplyDeleteJon - Sarah's comment was way funnier than yours.
ReplyDeleteYou'll have to ask Chris about the time that Uncle Brad ran over his bike when we were camping. He also got a new bike out of it.
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