Some wonderfully deep thoughts:

• Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.


• Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff


• Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. NOW who's asking the questions?


• Why do the caterpillar and the ant have to be enemies? One eats leaves, and the other eats caterpillars. Oh, I see now.


• It's too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.


• I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo!, I'd have all my money back.


• If I had a mine shaft, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way.


• I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What a coincidence!