I had a bad parenting moment last week. After school, Nate came into my office and asked me the question, "Dad, is f**k a bad word?". I told him it was, not wanting to make too big a deal about it. He then asked, "What does it mean?" I reiterated that it was a very bad word, and shouldn't be used. He looked and said, "You told me that already. What does it mean?". I blanked. And then something stupid came out of my mouth that I'm sure I will regret later on. "It's a bad word for when a mommy and daddy kiss." Dooooh! This will surely come back to haunt me, I don't even have to explain all the possible scenarios. Dangit.