I'd never seen the part of Napoleon Dynamite after the credits. It's a scene where Kip is singing a song to his new wife Lafawnduh after they're married... I'm working on learning this to sing to Cathie:

Kip: Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever... We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom... Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make me salivate... I love technology, but not as much as you, you see... But I STILL love technology... Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above... always and forever, always and forever... Why do you need me? Why do you love me? Always and forever...