Wednesday, June 01, 2005

This story goes in the "Gross but funny" category - you may not want to proceed with reading this. I warned you. Prior to Nate's procedure next week, we have to get 3 poop samples. They provide you with a whole bio-hazard kit for doing this. It contains a toilet insert for you to poop in and a bunch of specimen strips and jars. Cathie's grossed out enough as it is by this, definately not looking forward to any of it. So tonight Nate poops in this thing and carries it down to Cathie to do the specimen stuff. As he's carrying it, he drops it, and the poop spills on the floor. Not only is Cathie having to the poop specimen, but she's stuck cleaning poop up off the floor, trying to get the poop back into the toilet thing. Nice thing is, you can't use bleach or any major cleaning solvents in this toilet insert. You have to wash it out with soap and water and hope for the best. So we have poop all over the place - on the floor (okay, not on the floor, it's been cleaned up), but the remnants of this poo container, which Cathie kindly set in my bathroom for the duration of the three days. Ain't life grand! If it's gonna be funny later, it's funny now.

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