Two kid stories:
We had a showing the other day and we were just finishing cleaning up as they came. The kids were outside playing when we answered the door, let them in and left. I found out the next day from our realtor that Madeline talked to the potential buyers. She was kind enough to tell them that we needed to cancel our showing and that we'd raised the price of the house to $7 million.

Last night Cathie and I were sitting out on the deck reading when Emily came down and asked for a glass of milk and we told her no. That night when we went in to check on Emily we rubbermaid with milk in it. I guess it wasn't a glass.....