Nothing uniquely soothing about it....

I've never found gum blogworth... Until now. I bought Wrigley Eclipse Gum, thinking it sounded good - not thinking that I wanted to have the taste of cherry cloraseptic throat medicine in my mouth. I ate one piece and then kept it in my pocket the rest of the time trying to get other people to try this and see how bad it is. I have no idea if it gives you powerful fresh breath because I didn't keep it in my mouth long enough to try. They should have a footnote next to the "Uniquely Soothing" part of the label, reading "Even crap has soothing qualities".