Best lines from tonight episode of The Office on the office Christmas Party:

Michael Scott (Boss): "Presents are the best way to show someone you care. It's like this tangible thing you can point to and say 'Hey man, I love you this many dollars worth.'"
Michael Scott (Boss), after receiving a hand-made oven-mitt: "Phyllis is basically saing 'Hey Michael, I know you did a lot for the office this year, but I only care about you a homemade oven-mitt's worth.' I gave Ryan an iPod."
Michael Scott (Boss): "Reverse psychology is an awesome tool. I don't know if you know about this, but basically, you make someone think the opposite of what you believe and that tricks them into doing something stupid. Works like a charm."

This show is damn funny. Not working in an office, I can live vicariously through these guys.