Thanks to MarkO for these beauties - Christian Sunglasses. They also get the award for: Most out-of-context use of scripture to sell a product by quoting this verse:

"The eye is the lamp of the body. If your eyes are good, your whole body will be full of light." Matthew 6:22

So basically, if I wear these glasses, I'm all set. Excellent. The upside is, they give 30% of their profits to the needy.