Check out the transcript for Stephen Colbert's recent speed at the President's correspondent's dinner:
The greatest thing about this man is he's steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday, no matter what happened Tuesday. Events can change; this man's beliefs never will. As excited as I am to be here with the president, I am appalled to be surrounded by the liberal media that is destroying America, with the exception of Fox News. Fox News gives you both sides of every story: the president's side, and the vice president's side.Be sure and check out this video of what it would be like of Colbert got the job as press secretary.