Apparently the Liger is real. I'm not sure if church's have mascots, but if they do, I'm lobbying hard to have the Liger be the mascot for my church. I've been getting a lot of support on this, and I think mascot's are the next big thing to happen in churches. My friend Lori went so far as to custom design some Liger letterhead for the church, which I think is perfect.
Deb: What are you drawing?
Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
Deb: What's a liger?
Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.