Hair Cutter: "Wow. You're eyebrows are really bushy. Do you want me to trim them?"
Me: "Sure. For some reason, my eyebrows grow faster than my hair and end up like giant caterpillars pretty quickly. I've seen 80 year old men who have less bushy eyebrows than I do."
Hair Cutter: "Well, at least you don't have lots of ear hair. That's pretty gross."
Me: "Actually, it grows faster than my eyebrows. If I let my ear hair grow, I can actually braid it."
Hair Cutter: "Oh." (Awkward silence follows)
Me: (breaking awkward silence) "Wow, that was too funny to just let sit there. Do I disgust you?"
Friday, December 08, 2006
Conversation over a haircut
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I am having a crappy day...this is fricken hilarious!!!! Thanks for sharing! By the way, I had kid today pull the 5 second rule about eating something off the floor. It was a piece of unwrapped candy that didn't belong to him. It reminded me of Fusion kids and leaders and activities we did. What was even funnier is that another kid said...you'll die of hypothermia! I LOVE MY JOB!
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