Dirtball

As the waitress came to bring me my food at lunch today, a 2 foot long planter dumped in my lap and on the table in front of me, spilling a huge amount of dirt and flowers all of me. Our table was near the kitchen and someone had pushed the microwave, which had behind it this large flower planter, which in turn dumped all over me. Did people feel sorry for me? No. They were too busy getting out their camera phone to take pictures. Sad.