My brother-in-law Ed turned 33 (um, about two weeks ago). Due to my extensive travel and forgetfulness, I'm just now getting this on here. Here are ten things you probably don't know about Ed:
- Ed loves nipple clamps. He's currently training to qualify for the olympic "Diving with nipple clamps" event in the 2008 games.
- Ed's sister, Cathie, lovingly used to refer to him as "Stink Bomb Eddie", "Edwina the Ballernia" and "Sped".
- One time Ed got so mad at Cathie for locking him out, he punched a hole through the back door's glass window- After that, nether one of them saw the outside of their rooms for a very long time.
- When I was in college, Cathie and her parents were out of town and I stayed with Ed for a weekend. He and I made these liquid drano bombs out of 2 liter bottles. Ed later jokingly pretended to drink out of one of these and burned the skin off of his lips.
- Ed set a record in high school cross-country. He later quit running because it got in the way of his smoking.
- Ed has worked in the roofing industry almost half his life-with only a couple of trips to the ER.
- Ed and Stacy got married in Vegas....and they're still married.
- If Stacy and Justice (their black Lab) were both at risk of getting run over by a semi...there's question as to which one he'd save.
- When Ed was in high school, he actually believed that he was a "gangsta" and knew the words to every rap song out there.
- Ed patiently supported his wife while she went through law school-He's hoping to reap the benefits and retire soon.
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