Sad Day for Eli

Poor, poor Eli. I have embarrassed both him and his family. As usual, Eli was crushed by me in this past weekend's fantasy football league 165 to 123. Eli is the consummate football fan who understands the game inside and out and knows all of the stats off the top of his head. This makes it even more humiliating for him to lose to a novice like myself, a guy who can barely spell football. As a side note, my brother Dan is embarrassing the family with his beating from the Rays family, 198 to 120. Eli could have beaten him, I guess.