TSA

At the customer account I've been working at out in New Jersey, we have a shared office area that we all work from. The last time I got ready to head out to the airport, I opened my backpack to throw my laptop in and found a bunch of spare paper shoved in my bag. Weird, but I didn't think much about it. Later on, I found a collection of granola bars, hot chocolate packets, bottles of water, forks, knives and a very large gourd.

Turnabout being fair play, I then loaded his bag up with 100 giant paper clips, 50 plastic forks and knives and a few water bottles. Apparently he found none of them before going through airport security. The wild thing is, TSA never found any of it.