I headed down to Memphis to help Jon and Beth move. While Jon and I cleared out more crap than you can imagine from the attic, I had an epiphany. Instead of handing boxes down the steps, I laid a board across them and turned it into a slide and halved our work. You may be saying to yourself that I invented nothing, and simply used an inclined plane. I'm sure they said the same thing to Newton about gravity. I don't expect the Nobel Peace Prize or a Congressional Medal of Honor, but a large cash bonus would be adequate.
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