Crummy day - but at least I don't have cancer.  I got up around 5 (front desk forgot my wake-up call) and took a shuttle to the airport.  I got there in time for my 7AM flight, but it broke.  I go from getting in at 9AM EST to 12:40 PM EST.  I can deal with that.  Not great, but not horrible.  That flight then gets delayed.  They ship me 500 miles west to go east.  I fly to Minneapolis and catch a flight to Detroit, getting me in around 3.  At least I was in first class.  Apparently some guy threw up all over himself back in coach.