I met a friend of mine for lunch yesterday. As we were leaving the resturant, my friend handed me something they'd printed out for me to read. Before heading outside, I told them I had to use the restroom. My friend then replied (rather loudly) "Can I hold it?" Of course they meant the document they'd just given me, but people turned around and stared as I laughed hysterically and my friend quickly added "....the document". We laughed very hard about this.