Thanks to Mark for this...
Perhaps the funniest church shopping video ever, with some profound truth, thanks to our friends at King of the Hill:

Hank responding to his wife's description of all of the amentities at the local mega-church:

Peg: "Maybe we should try the new mega-church
Hank: "I don't want to change churches. Besides, that church is too big. What's it got, 5,000 some-odd members?"
Peg: "And it pampers all of them. They have their own coffee shop, florist, mini-mart, bank and a dry-cleaner that accepts competitors coupons."
Hank:"If I wanted to go that route, I could just walk around the mall and think about Jesus."