My brother Dan loves Keanu Reeves so much that he put together this list of The top 40 reasons Keanu does NOT suck.
Update: The Jay has asked that I explicitly call out the fact that Dan is incapable of writing this article and that Dan's name is clearly not Jay, plus Dan doesn't refer to himself in the third person - but should.
8 comments:
You need to change this to reflect that your brother did NOT write MY post. Not cool, even in implication.
- The Jay
www.TheJay.com
For most people, the fact that the site is NOT thedan.com makes that pretty obvious. For the rest of us, we understand that Dan has no arms and the intellect of a 7 year old an couldn't write something so eloquent.
Dude, what a tool... I mean "The Jay" not Dan. He should have ended his comment with "I'm kind of a big deal."
TheJay is awesome!
-The Jon
I have many leather bound books. My apartment smells of rich mahogany.
But seriously, I have had problems with people stealing my content, so now I'm extra careful about how people link to me. Regardless, I hope Dan likes the piece.
I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.
- The Jay
www.TheJay.com
TheJay said at the end that he wants "to be on you". Does that mean he wants to ride you like a horse?
As I type this with my feet, I hope everyone likes Keanu as much as I do.
--The Dan
By the way, I don't want The Jay on me, or anyone else I know.
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