Monkey Party

I was sitting at the hotel bar after dinner and got to talking to the bartender (hotel bartenders are notorious for having all of the great stories). He told me a great story about a monkey party that took place a couple years back. Yep, a MONKEY PARTY. Apparently one of the guests had brought a monkey to the hotel and a number Kansas City residents brought their own monkeys to the hotel to celebrate, including a big old orangutan. The bartender said that he looked down and saw a giant, hairy hand on the bar, attached to a big 'ol orangutan. The owner of the orangutan asked the bartender to give the monkey the bottle of jack from behind the bar, since another bartender at another bar would do the same thing. Nothing like a bunch of drunken monkeys. The monkeys apparently trashed the room with the birthday cake, smearing it all over the place.