Friday, November 19, 2010

Amusing things I saw in London

Was this phone ad campaign designed by Will Ferrel? Sounds like it came out of Anchorman.
Amusing British Signs

Why would I want to use a disabled toilet?  I want one that works.
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It was this sign that led to the story of Monkey Hangers
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This picture was on the front of a recycling bin.  No idea how the shorts on top of the jeans link to recycling.
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If you buy a bunch of tea-bags, you get a free monkey.  Wow was I upset when I saw that it was only a stuffed monkey.
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Nothing like Coca-Cola with Vegetable Extracts..
Amusing British Signs

Trip to London

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I had the chance to head to London for work.  I went out early and stayed at my friend Ben's house in Wandsworth right outside of downtown London. I'd met Ben at a Xerox leadership class in 2004 out in Colorado Springs and we stayed connected over the years.  My flight got in about 8am and my car service took me over to Ben's house, or so I thought.  It actually took me to the wrong place.  In true British fashion, the woman was wonderfully polite when I showed up at her house, with my suitcase early in the morning, and told me there was no Ben there.

I got to Ben's house and we went for a 'proper english breakfast', complete with blood pudding, bangers and mash, tomatos, beans, fries and deep fried toast. The common denominator was that everything had lots of grease and filled you up for your trip to the pub.
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After breakfast, we hit the local pub to watch the big rugby match, England vs. Australia.  I've never seen a rugby match.  Ever.  The Patriots and Broncos had just played at Wembley arena the week before, and I had to hear over and over about how slow our american football is.  After watching Rugby, I agreed.  They basically play 80 minutes straight.  No pads, and at least as brutal.  The players are all either tight ends or D-backs.  Big, fast guys who take a beating.  There were some great rivalries in the pub, between countries instead of colleges or teams.  Ben gave up going to this match in order to hang with me.. Nice.
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I was amused at all of the little things in town, including the Humped Zebra Crossing.
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My friend Ben was kind enough to make up random facts as he took me through town, showing me where the cover of Abbey Road picture was taken, and where Eric Clapton was born.  I did learn a great story about Monkey Hangers.

Ben, Kat and I headed home and watched some quality British TV, including 'The X Factor' and a documentary on one of their boy bands 'Take That'.  Being on a completely different sleep schedule, I got up early and walked downtown.  There were stands setup all over with pastries and I couldn't decide on one, so I got a bunch: all of them fantastic.
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We watched the Rememberence Day ceremony Later that morning, our equivalent of Veterans Day, but a whole new level of symbolism.   Ben and I headed out to the market to pick up the makings of a 'proper english roast' so that I could experience a 'proper english sunday'.  The meal was great.  I'd never had parsnips, and would be ok with never having them again.  Over dinner, I was able to get Ben and Kat to record some video for Maddie to work on her British (not English) accent.  Ben made sure that we had 'Spotted Dick' for dessert.  He'd never had it, but made sure that I didn't leave England without it.
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I had a great time with Ben and his roommate Kat.  The highlight for me was NOT sightseeing, but instead of getting a taste of the local culture, the pubs, the market, tv and people.  The hospitality was wonderful, and it was a great time.

I headed out that evening to my work event.  Traffic in England is a whole new deal.  Half of the roads aren't wide enough to fit two cars, all of them driving on the left at breakneck speeds.  There are no cops to worry about for speeding, because the cameras track everyone's driving and just send you a ticket for speeding or running red lights in the mail.

The President's Forum I went to was fantastic.  They took 14 of us from around the world and put us in a room together with our executive management team.  The executive team presented out to us on our corporate strategy, career planning and leadership.
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They had us workshop a number of issues and report back to management on some of the solutions.  These classes are great for connecting within people in the company and getting visibility in front of our leadership team.
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They took us into London one night for fish and chips and a bus tour.  The fish and chips were mediocre at best, maybe because I was car sick after being in a bus for 3 hours.  On Tuesday night, after the class was done, we headed to our hotel over by Heathrow and took the train into town.
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We walked for miles and saw 5% of the downtown area, including Buckingham Palace, Westminster Cathederal, Churchill's war room and more. Downtown was still decorated with the poppy wreaths from the remembrance day ceremony.   I got to see the Cenotaph, which if you listen to Pink Floyd, you'd heard of on The Final Cut.
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I flew back on Wednesday morning out of Heathrow and got in around noon.  I felt like I had been hit by a truck with the time change.  It was great to be back home and back in my own culture and country.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Article: Is Facebook Killing our Souls

A couple of months ago, I fasted from all social media: Twitter, Facebook, RSS feds and blogging.  I learned a lot about the pull that social media has in my life.  The first week of fasting I was amazed at how my thoughts are wired around tweeting and my facebook statuses.  I figured out that there's a pretty narcissistic side of me.  I read this article on Relevant magazine article entitled "Is Facebook Killing our Souls" by Shane Hipps and put into words what I'd figured out on my fast:
[Facebook] encourages not just self-absorption, but, more accurately, self-consumption. We become creators and consumers of our own brand. We become enamored by a particular kind of self, a pseudo-self. A self-image controlled in much the same way corporate brands are controlled. Complete with pictures, videos, songs and, most of all, metrics—the number of friends we have, the kinds of friends we have and the kind of associations we have. We endlessly refine, create and consume a digital projection we want others to see. However, we are rarely what we project. This image approximates reality, but it is not reality.

Monday, September 13, 2010

First Day of School: Then and Now

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Cathie's Surprise Party

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Tough to believe, but my wife turned 40 this month.  To celebrate the big 4-0, I threw her a surprise party, with lots of help from family and friends.  Thanks to my friend Mark, I actually got the planning for this going about 6 weeks prior to the party, and tried to plan it as the kind of party that Cathie would like. I had no idea it would be so much work and there would be so many details to take care of...

On the day of the party, Cathie's parents came down and Cathie's Mom took her out shopping.  They got a late start and left a few minutes before everyone was set to come over and clean.  Cathie's Dad, the kids and I worked to get the house cleaned and everything ready.  Jon, Beth, Dan, Kris, Tiffany and John came down to help get the house clean and then Cathie's friends Jen & Lori came over with the decorations.  The house was spotless (Cathie's version of spotless, not mine) and the decorations were amazing.  The coolest part was the collage of pictures at the top in the shape of "-40-" that they made.
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Cathie was late, but showed up about 7:35, but I think she was genuinely surprised.  We had about 40 people inside and outside, including family, friends and friends from school.
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Jackie and her husband Neale came all the way up from Columbus to celebrate Cathie.
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My brother, "Thanksgiving Dan" showed up much to my sister-in-law Kris's chagrin, and thankfully, "Surprise Party Cathie" didn't show.  We had beer pong in the garage, and Brad even got his "pointy finger" going.
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The evening was made even better as Tiffany brought her brand new boyfriend, John, along to meet the whole family and gain our blessing.  We approved.
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You can see all of the pictures in the Picasa album here.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Social Media Fast

In order to avoid having to respond to any more e-mails stating, "Why did you defriend and block me on facebook?", I figured I'd put this quick post out there.  I'm taking 30 days off of all social media: facebook, my blog, twitter, RSS feeds, etc.  I deactivated my facebook account during this time, which gives me the appearance of not existing as far as facebook is concerned, and looking like I've blocked you if you search for me.  I haven't. Well, probably.

Anyways, this is a tougher deal that I'd thought.  Four days in, I'm learning just how much Facebook and twitter consume my time, energy and thoughts.  Part of it is not knowing what other's are doing, but if I'm honest, the larger part is about not broadcasting out to the world what I'm doing.  Pretty narcissistic, huh?

My brother Dan pointed out that it still hasn't stopped all of the auto-posting things I've got setup out there, so things like youtube and flickr are still automatically updating other social media streams, like Google Buzz. I guess I'll have to come to grips in the near term with people not knowing my every thought and seeing pictures of my every activity.  See you in a month!

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

20+ Year Old Letter to My Mom

I was going back through a bunch of old documents and I stumbled across this Valentine's Day letter that I wrote to my Mom.
Mom,
I know this isn't a valentines day card, but it says what I want to say a little bit better.
First and foremost, I LOVE YOU! I think you are the best mother in the world. Growing up I sometimes questioned the things you did, and argued with you once or twice, but in the end, I wouldn't of chosen to be raised any differently! I know that the person I have grown into is because of how you and Dad raised me. Looking back, I always felt so loved by both you and Dad, and everything you did radiated with that same love. I look back and I am very angry with myself for the way I treated you both, and the things I said and did that disappointed you. It took a lot of growing up for me to finally see how much you really do care for me and love me. My greatest wish Mom, is to marry someone who will raise my children as well as you have raised yours, and who will be as kind, gentle, beautiful, loving, caring, and spiritually together as you. Most people are lucky just to have a good father who they can look up to as a good male role model. I am doubly blessed - I have YOU. You have always been someone I have admired very much Mom. The way you stand up for what you believe, never compromising your values for anything, your consistency, your kindness towards other people, your good common sense, and giving nature. I just hope and pray I will have all of these same virtues someday.
I want to say thank you Mom, and ask you if you will be my valentine, because I love you very much and think you are the best mother in the entire world. I'm very lucky to have a Mom like you!
Your son,
David John Kurt

Thursday, August 05, 2010

Lola's Birthday Party

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Odd as it sounds, Maddie threw a birthday party for our dog Lola.  It started with receiving an e-mail from the Jeffrey Animal Hospital reminding us that Lola's birthday was coming up.  From there, it got expensive.  Madeline sent out invitations to her friends and their animals, made up gift bags and she and her friends even made a dog cake.  They decorated the back yard and even got party hats for the animals.  Odd, I know.

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They invited some of the neighbors.... even boys.. and they showed!  I'm not sure the fellas were quite as into it, and definitely hoping that no one posted the event on facebook.

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The cake was even a special dog friendly recipe with peanut butter frosting (not Gabe friendly though):IMG_2002