Poopy Tooth

I went to the Dentists today to get my permanent crown put on. My dentist was putting it in the back of my mouth and he made sure to explain to me that if it popped out, to turn my head sideways and not swallow it. He went on to explain to me that he'd had one patient's pop out at home and he swallowed it. It was later "released" from his system, he brought it in and asked if he could put it back in. The only condition was that my dentist could never tell the guys wife. He figured his wife would have something funny to say every time he had bad breath. I explained to my dentist that telling my wife would be the least of my worries. It'd be my brothers and my friends I'd be concerned about. (It did end up back in the guy's mouth).