Nate

Nate and I were playing Madden '08 today. He was the Patriots and I was the Colts.

Nate: "Dad, why is that guy on the kick-off team named Gay?"
Me: "No idea."

Later on the kick-return when Nate was about to tackle me with the same player.

Nate: "Look Dad, I'm gay."
Me: "Wow."