Willapalooza

The moment we've been planning for five years is finally upon us, also known as Will's Bachelor Party - Willapalooza. The name stems from the movie Old School, and the big event there - Mitchapalooza. Eleven of us will descend upon Las Vegas to celebrate Will's remaining days as a single man. We arrive on Saturday morning from all over the country - California, Illinois, Michigan, Memphis and Minnesota. Will, Dave, Dan, Jon, Brad, Bob, Ted, Noel, Kohne, Mike and Rich. Will has asked that his only gift from us be multiple spa treatments, including a high colonic and a complete body-waxing. We've had t-shirts made up with the Willapalooza logo on it, a web-site and oh-so-much-more. For those of you who assume debauchery, never fear: Will has outlined for us what he's up for and what he's not. If we run into a theological dilemma, we have Pastor Noel along to settle the debate for us. If we want to understand how to cross the line and the value of Mutually Assured Destruction - Brad and Ted will coach us all on the finer points. It's gonna be fun. Or else.