Football Pants

Nate: "Mom, why did you wash my football pants?"
Cathie: "Nate, they were covered in mud so I figured they needed to be washed."
Nate: "Mom, I like them muddy, plus they had blood on them."
Cathie: "Blood?"
Nate: "Yeah! Someone else's blood"
Me: "Someone else's blood? Cool. How'd that get there?"
Nate: "I hit a guy so hard in practice that he bled on me."
Me: "Nice."
Nate: "Yeah. Cool, huh?"