Conversation between Maddie and I:
Maddie: "Dad, can I borrow your phone to call my friend?"
Me: "Sure, here you go." (Dialing phone)
Me: "Oh, turn off the spanish translation feature. Otherwise when you call Maddie all she's hear is Spanish."
Maddie: "Ok. How do I turn it off?"
Me: "Hit the spanish translation button and turn it to english"
Maddie: (panicked): "I can't find it Dad. Hurry, she's going to answer!" (hangs up call)
Me: "That's okay. I can translate back if she speaks in spanish to you."
Me: "I'm kidding. I'm kidding. It does none of that."