Em and I got our picture taken with this monkey named Silas at the pet Expo. This monkey was the coolest thing ever. After he was done with the picture he turned around and gave me a hug. It could truly see myself happy with a help monkey of my own. He could get my remote control for me when I'm too lazy to get up and get it. He could get me a beer from the fridge and discipline the kids for me when I want to take a nap. I would have a laser pointer that I could use to direct him.
I might even teach him to read my mind so that I could have him dance on command.
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