Friday, April 07, 2006


From The Office's Dwight Schrute's blog:
Here are some of my other favorite words:
"Monkey". That's a word that is funny pretty much anywhere and
anytime you use it. You can plug it in anywhere for hilarity. For
instance: "Hey Kevin, you accountant-monkey, why are you so gassy?"

"Ass" also works in the same way.

"Corn". Because that's what OUR people call it.

"Mordor". It just sounds like an evil place, doesn't it? I wouldn't
want to go there unless I had to, in order to throw the ONE RING into
the volcano that's there. Now, "Mines of Moria" doesn't really work
that way. "Moria" sounds like a nice happy place filled with
shoppers. The Mines of Moria could be an outlet mall.


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