Last night's episode of The Office was one of the funniest ever. There were too many great lines to try and list them all. Here's a list of the all of them. Some of my favorites:
Jim: Michael referred me to a male strip club called Banana Slings. Instead, I called the Scholastic Speakers of Pennsylvania.
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Michael: So you know who turned out to be kind of a creep? Ben Franklin. And Elizabeth the stripper? Gave me great advice. Which rhymed. Really makes you wonder how Ben Franklin can become president but someone like Elizabeth can’t.
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Michael: I am instituting primae noctis.Jim: Primae noctis, I believe from the movie, Braveheart, and confirmed on Wikipedia, is when the king got to deflower every new bride on her wedding night. So …
Michael: I’m sorry. I had a very different understanding as to what primae noctis meant.
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Michael: Mr. Franklin, I would say you are probably one of the sexiest presidents ever.Ben Franklin: Well, actually, I never was president
Michael: Yes, but Ben Franklin was.
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Michael: Guys! Beef. It’s what’s for dinner. Who wants some man meat?
Jim: Michael, Dwight would like your man meat.
Michael: Well then my man meat he shall have.
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