Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Jesus Saves
Jon?
Monday, July 30, 2007
Nigerian Scam
Johnny Cash - Help Me Video
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Happy Birthday Ed
- Ed loves nipple clamps. He's currently training to qualify for the olympic "Diving with nipple clamps" event in the 2008 games.
- Ed's sister, Cathie, lovingly used to refer to him as "Stink Bomb Eddie", "Edwina the Ballernia" and "Sped".
- One time Ed got so mad at Cathie for locking him out, he punched a hole through the back door's glass window- After that, nether one of them saw the outside of their rooms for a very long time.
- When I was in college, Cathie and her parents were out of town and I stayed with Ed for a weekend. He and I made these liquid drano bombs out of 2 liter bottles. Ed later jokingly pretended to drink out of one of these and burned the skin off of his lips.
- Ed set a record in high school cross-country. He later quit running because it got in the way of his smoking.
- Ed has worked in the roofing industry almost half his life-with only a couple of trips to the ER.
- Ed and Stacy got married in Vegas....and they're still married.
- If Stacy and Justice (their black Lab) were both at risk of getting run over by a semi...there's question as to which one he'd save.
- When Ed was in high school, he actually believed that he was a "gangsta" and knew the words to every rap song out there.
- Ed patiently supported his wife while she went through law school-He's hoping to reap the benefits and retire soon.
Bahama Bob's Party
It was so much fun. Words are tough to describe it.. Bob and Anne have a huge group of friends and family, and over the years we've gotten to know quite a few of them, which makes these parties even more fun. Bob also has a taste for top-shelf tequila - the best you've ever had., and Bob is always very generous with making sure everyone has their fill. Anne was running around taking some great pictures all night, so there's a great scrap book of the party on her page as well as a subset here.
We had a pretty lazy day today recuperating from yesterday's Bahama Bob's party. It started rough after getting to bed around 3 and getting up at 7:30 to meet up with Mark, Brad and Eli to do load-up and take-down at church. At least they were in equal pain.
Cat Bird Seat
Parachuting Bear
On our test-flight, I figured I chuck up it up far and high to give maximum time for the chute to open. I threw it a little too far apparently, and ended up sticking it about 30 feet up in this tree. Apparently, this was very obvious to my wife as she was watching, but I hadn't really taken into consideration.
We (ok, it was all me) devised an ingenious grappling hook out of one of Cathie's decorative candle holders and we proceeded to chuck it out the window and try and hook it on the bear, the tree or parachute. After a few throws, we got the bear back and we revised our trajectory.
If the bear had been real, it would have died many, many times as we tested our the chute. In the end, it worked pretty well. In the beginning it was fun for Emily to run down and retrieve it, but she soon (soon for a third child, that is - about 5 times) learned it was a lot of work. We then began to use our same grappling hook to pick it up off the ground, which became as much fun as throwing the bear out the window.
In the end, I'm not sure if they really learned that they shouldn't jump out the window, even with a parachute. When I was a kid, I tried to repel out my window using a harness I'd built out of belts and rope, tied to my dresser. In the end, I racked myself something fierce as my belt loops gave way and the dresser fell over. I ended up suspended about half way down the side of our house without a way to get up or down.
Maddie and I watching Man vs. Wild
Pre-Season
My little guy is growing up. He's almost 5 foot tall now and every day I'm amazed by him in a new way. With this pre-season workout he's been doing, I've been so impressed to watch him push himself beyond where I thought he could go and beyond where he thought he could go. He can have such a single minded focus when he wants to really pursue something. I'm a proud Dad. I tell Nate all the time, "If God lined up every boy in the world to pick out a son, I'd pick you." and I mean it.
Friday, July 27, 2007
Freakin Northwest and OHare
10 Year Award
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Flight into Chicago
Greatest Mom in the world
With my increased travel, Cathie ends up carrying most of the load around the house to not only be be both a Mom and Dad, but also to be a chauffeur, handy-woman and troubleshooter. She's helps me pack my clothes (only one time packing two different shoes for me), makes sure I've got the right clothes cleaned and the right stuff in my travel kit. They might sound like little things, but they're huge to me. Being away is tough, but knowing she's at home taking care of everything makes all the difference in the world. I also get all sorts of nice little text messages and pictures via cell phone.
Cathie gets that i don't like being away, but my job requires it and I work hard to travel as little as possible. The travel I do is offset by the fact i get to work at home, work for a great company with great people and have huge flexibility in my schedule, generous holidays and vacation.
On the flip side, i learned a long time ago to try not to call home and rave about the beauty of the hotels I'm at or the amazing meal I just got done having - as Cathie is sitting at home having macaroni and cheese.
Cathie is my best friend in the whole world and one of the big reasons I've been able to be successful in my job.
Daddy Daughter Lunch Date
With my new job within Xerox I'm started traveling a lot more. In order to keep some balance in my life with my family, I've got to be a lot more intentional about my time at home. Maddie and I went to our favorite Chinese place in town for lunch, both getting our favorite, General Tso's Chicken.
I leave for Chicago this afternoon, back Friday.
Em
Mom, I put rubber bands on my feet. They felt good.
Cathie proceeded to take Emily's shoes and socks off to find two rubber bands tightly wrapped around each foot. Ahh, the third child.
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Rick Warren, Bono and Bob Dylan
president of a company that does consulting and training work with
Xerox. During one of his presentations, he got on the subject of
authenticity and being other-centered. On this subject, he told a story
about having lunch with Rick Warren and what a great, authentic guy he
was. During a break, I asked him how he'd hooked up with Rick Warren,
and Phil shared with me that he heads up a National Prayer Breakfast for
Fortune 500 CEO's, and as a result of that, has gotten to meet some
pretty fascinating people, including Presidents, Bono and Bob Dylan, all
of whom were speakers at the breakfasts.
He shared with me the time he spent with Bono, and their conversation
about why Bono does what he does for the poor in Africa. It was
interesting hearing it in the context of a business discussion, that
Bono's goal is basically to re-brand the way people see Africa, and to
make it into something that's not just a problem too big to overcome,
but something that can be healed. He shared with me some great stories,
including going to Bono's house in Ireland and getting a tour of it. He
had about a half hour of time to hang out with Bob Dylan as well, and
after sharing what a tiny little fella Bob is, he told me some great
stories about hanging with Bob, listening to him talk in his famous
inflection and what a down-to-earth guy he is.
I think there's a part of me that's just fascinated by people like Bono
and Dylan because of their fame, but I also love hearing good stories,
and Phil related a number of great ones. Interesting guy. I could have
spent hours talking to him. He also looks just like B movie cult actor,
Bruce Cambell. Same chin and everything.
Emily's Animal Camp
Emily came home from animal camp today super excited, with a giant smile explaining:
I had so much fun today. Guess what I got to do? I got to clean the horses poop out of the barn. I got lamb slobber all over me, because all the lamb did was chew my shirt. I should probably change my shirt, because it's pretty yucky right now.
Monday, July 23, 2007
Em's Second Tooth
6 People for Dinner
If you could invite 6 people (alive or dead) who i have no real chance of dinning with, who would they be?A few rules, just to clarify:
- The person has to either be a) dead, or b) alive, but no way you’ll ever have a chance to have dinner with them.
- Real people only. no fictional characters.
- It’s not 6 individual dinners. it’s a dinner party with 6 people (plus you). think of the mix.
- Assume no language barriers. in other words, it doesn’t matter if they speak or spoke another language than you and your other guests. you have magic instant translation technology.
- Jesus doesn’t count. it’s a dinner party. therefore, 2 or more are gathered. therefore, jesus is already there.
- My Uncle Bill - he could talk to anyone and had enough bizarre facts to keep things lively.
- Warren Buffett - I'm fascinated by how he lives his life, how he makes decisions, how he runs his companies and how he spends and gives away his money. I've got somewhat of a man crush on him.
- King David - He's a hero of mine. He's passionate, a great leader, makes big mistakes and deals with them.
- Zach Braff - I dig the show Scrubs, and my hope would be that he'd be exactly like his character JD.
- Mother Teresa - She's the epitome in my opinion, of what it looks like to lose your life to find it. It'd be interesting to hear Warren Buffett talk to her about how he's giving his $50Billion to help the poor.
- Tiger Woods - His work ethic is amazing. He seems very humble and the best at what he does. It'd be interesting to pick his brain and see what makes him tick.
So, how about you?
Cottage Vacation
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Viva Las Vegas
I got into Vegas about 11am this morning for meetings that start tomorrow. The weather is overcast with rain forcast. I was supposed to meet up with my friend Ted, but that fell through yesterday due to a mix up of the dates. Last time I was here was in April with Cathie, Eli and Dana. This visit is pretty of anticlimactic relative to how much fun we had then. This place isn't nearly as fun without others to hang out with, but that doesn't mean I can't hit the tables.
Our meetings are here at the Mirage, and this is my first time staying here. Very nice. I forgot my thong, so I probably won't be hitting Bare, their top optional 'euro-beach'. I fly back Tuesday afternoon and then out to Chicago on Wednesday.
Friday, July 20, 2007
Jodi and Cody in a Wreck
My cousin's Jodi and Cody, who we saw a couple of weeks ago in Iowa at the family reunion, along with others were in a motorcycle accident this week. Jodi was airlifted to the hospital and is recovering with a broken pelvis, a broken bone in her back, and broken bones in her hand. Cody has a broken leg and his girlfriend Stephanie a broken leg and arm.
I figure I can give it another few weeks until I make "woman drivers" jokes and jokes about Iowa motorcycle riders not wearing helmets.
You can read the newspaper article here.
Ripcord Ride
Here's the video of the Ripcord ride Nathan, Maddie and I rode at Michigan's Adventure. It was amazingly scary going up, but a blast flying down.
Emily's First Tooth
Emily lost her first tooth tonight. I had been loose for a couple of days and it was all she'd talked about. She'd agreed to let Nate do it (Nate pulled Maddie's first tooth out by tying a string to a door-knob and slamming the door), but in the end, Em pulled it out herself. She came running down to show us.
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Ripcord
The weather looks iffy the rest of week, so hopefully it clears up.
Monday, July 16, 2007
Emily's Record
Vacation
It started out drizzling this morning, so we hung out, played Yahtzee and made up dance routines (the girls at least) and went to see Evan Almighty. If the weather doesn't improve, Mark and I are going to come up with our own dance routine.
Saturday, July 14, 2007
Pre-Season Workout
The first day of the workout was tough. Nate had a hard time getting the exercises and they were tough to do. We had a long talk about what it was going to take for him to play football at his best, and the next day, he rocked it out in his workout. I asked him why the difference, and he told me that he'd thought a lot about our conversation, and he'd decided that this was something he really wanted and was going to do his best at. He has not complained once about any of this, which is way more than I can say about my workouts with Kirk. If I ask Nate to do 30 push-ups, he finds a way to do 40. He does this in every exercise, pushing himself just a little farther each time. I'm amazed to see the spirit he's got in him. He's very proud of the fact that he's up to 100 push-ups and sit-ups now, where he could barely get 20 in the first time. It's a fun time with Nate watching him gain in confidence in what he's doing, as a Dad, just beaming as he does it so well.
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Golf League
We golfed tonight and Chauncy and I didn't get the memo about wearing the same outfit. In addition to wearing matching shirts, Brad and Eli quit chewing last week, but Brad brought chew to the course and tempted Eli like Satan tempted Jesus in the desert. Brad's response: "That's just the way roll, baby."
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Family Reunion
Weird Al Concert
My Dad was kind enough to get their early and get us great seats close to the stage. I think he secretly enjoyed the loud music that was blaring out of the speakers that the DJ was playing before the concert. As we walked around the festival, I offered my nephew Matthew $5 to go up to two people of my choice and simply proclaim, "I AM the Cobra Commander", salute and walk away. He wouldn't. He'll never become the Cobra Commander if he keeps this attitude up.
Lansing people have odd concert etiqutte. First - EVERYONE had their Weird Al concert shirts on, which breaks about 12 of Shinn's concert rules and makes them "That Guy". Secondly - who brings an inflatable blow up doll as a beach ball for the audience at a family concert?
You can see the rest of the pictures here.
Mileage Runners
Interesting article on the culture of Airline Mileage Runners, typically a group of white collar workers who are obsessive about their airline mileage status and how to beat the system for airline status and perks.
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Scenic Portland
Rich and Katie then took me to a chain of brewpubs called the McMenamins, which have so-so beer, but are all in these restored buildings with a great ambiance. I was really taken aback by the great hospitality that was offered to me. Rich and his girlfriend Kate gave up their evening to show me the highlights of the area and I will never look at Portland the same.
The downside to seeing these things without Cathie is that it's just not complete. With my wife as my soulmate, I feel like I don't fully experience these things until I do them with her. I was up this morning at about 4:30am, it's late, and I've to get up at 4:30 again to fly out. Just hoping for good weather.
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Nike
Fun fact about Oregon
Breakfast in Bed for Mom
Cathie was woken up by the Maddie and Em this morning bringing her breakfast in bed and a song. Maddie sung me the song today and it went something like this:
My mommy is the best, can't you seeBreakfast consisted of a newspaper, juice and the following:
I love my mommy and she loves me,
I love my mommy!
- Mini-Smore (Half of a marshmellow, a piece of choclate and ghrama cracker. Microwave)
- Waffle with butter and syrup
- A bagel with strawberry cream cheese
Monday, July 09, 2007
Long Monday
I fly back on Wednesday just in time to take Nate and Maddie to the Weird Al Yankovic concert at the Common Grounds festival in Lansing. I've been listening to Weird Al for 25 years and now all three of my kids think he's hilarious as well. My Dad is taking all of us to the concert, which should be a blast.
Sunday, July 08, 2007
Last Request
Willow Run Air Show
My brother Dan and his kids, my Dad, Nate and I went to the Willow Run Airshow today to see the Blue Angels. It was 106 out and there was no shade to be found anywhere. The show had all sorts of different kinds of planes you could look at and go inside of, along with other activities like the "Drive a Jeep on a ridiculous off-road course". While we were checking out the planes and other activities, there were all sorts of planes flying overhead doing different tricks, building up to the big finale with the Blue Angels.
The Blue Angels began by talking about how their gigantic crew and how they exemplify excellence, only to have one of their planes break down on the runway. Oops. They had a backup plane and got things going. the planes flew at an unbelievable speed, unbelievably close to us and to each other. Throughout the show, these guys were traveling 500mph at 18 inches apart from each other. The would do these head-on passes right next to each other. Dan tried to get the picture on the left with his digital camera and due to shutter-delay, he ended up with a nice picture that he calls "Where the planes used to be"
The show went on for a while, building into the final formations, shooting way low over us. The whole airshow was fun and darn hot. Before I die I want to fly in a jet-fighter plane beyond the sound barrier. They've got them in Russia right now for $10k, but I'm sure they're going to get cheaper over time.
You can see the rest of the pictures here.
Jeffery's Cottage
The second piece of coolness is this anti-gravity water mat. It's about two inches thick and can hold a bazillion people without sinking. The kids played in this, jumping off, flipping off (not their finger, their bodies) and then the big boys decided to play a friendly game of king-of-the-hill.
If you look closely, you'll not the even Pastor Joe is in on the beat-down we delivered to Brad.
We capped the night off with grilling out, followed by fireworks. Brad and Joanne had this cool hot-air balloon thing that went off way, way up into the ether. We shot off all sorts of fireworks (many of them not the "kosher" kind for Michigan) and no one lost an eye. I should have taken pictures of them, because my sister Sooze loves nothing more than LOTS of fireworks pictures
You can see the rest of the pictures here.
Cathie's Grandparents
On Friday afternoon we headed over to Cathie's parents to see Cathie's Grandparents heading home to Texas. We always have a great time seeing them and the kids love to hang out with them too. Cathie's Mom was selected as part of a joint Lansing Community College/Michigan State University overseas teaching program in Otsu, Japan. Jeanne will be in Japan for three months teaching a couple of courses while working on becoming a ninja. We're going to set her up with a blog so she can keep us updated on what's going on, where she goes and any special ninja skills she learns.
Friday, July 06, 2007
Blood Diamonds
I feel safe in my community and my home and I couldn't imagine living like this, not knowing that I could protect my family. The movie was sad and depressing, but it made me want to do something to stop it. I just don't know what.